Every other day of your life goes by perfectly fine, but somehow, when your mother is around EVERYTHING goes horribly wrong and you end up looking like you can’t handle yourself. Just a me thing? Cool cool. Welp, if you hadn’t guessed, my mother was in town last weekend and it feels like every time I tried to show her that I’m doing fine out here in the adult world, something went wrong and she seemed more concerned than confident in my abilities to survive on my own.
Let me break down for you how this catastrophe of a get together went. We started off strong when I was running late to pick her up from the airport and got a ticket for speeding. Nice. Then, when I arrived at the airport to pick up my mom, while waiting for my mom to exit the gate, I was trying to hold too many things and spilled my center-of-the-sun hot coffee down my shirt, at which point, obviously, she walks right up to me. The whole front of my shirt is covered in coffee, my skin looks to be covered in 2nd-degree burns and my mom is attempting to remove the coffee stains with a Tide to go pen. I’ll let you decide how successfully that went.
Then, after quickly throwing on a sweatshirt to cover my coffee stained shirt I took my mom out for lunch. Things were starting to look up. Well, they were until I realized that in my haste to get my mom I left my wallet at home. So my mom ended up covering our lunch. When we were ready to leave we walked out to the parking lot, but couldn’t find my car anywhere. I thought I must have parked in a different place, but there were only so many places I could have parked. My car was 100% not in the parking lot. MY CAR WAS STOLEN. Really? REALLY?! Perfect.
So my mom and I call the police and wait. Fortunately, I got my car from Galles Chevrolet, the only auto dealer in the state of New Mexico who currently offers the LoJack System. ALL of their vehicles are equipped with the LoJack System. Which means things might just be ok! It took a few hours, but the Police were able to recover my car and I was able to get back to visiting with my mom.
Fortunately, none of my mom’s things were stolen, BUT whoever took my car made off with my Justin Bieber CD. Of all the random things in my car, that’s what they took. Whatever. After all of this, I was CONVINCED that my mom thought I was a total failure. As is turns out my mom thought that the whole situation was unfortunate, but definitely made the trip more interesting. The only thing that mattered to her was that we were safe and she got to spend time with me. The takeaway here, pun intended, is that things happen sometimes, that’s life, Mom won’t hold it against you. The better news is that when you go to Galles Chevrolet, your car is that much safer against theft. This wasn’t something that I had factored in when I was buying my car, but it definitely will be from now on!
